16
Mar
09

Far Flung: Big Stan

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A tale of two releases: Big Stan as it will appear in Hong Kong theaters and on US DVD shelves.

Yikes, not only did comedian Rob Schneider’s latest cinematic crapsterpiece Big Stan see its initial theatrical run in overseas markets, but it’s going direct to DVD here in the States. Oh, and speaking of adding insult to injury, take a gander at the film’s chuckle-inducing premise:

A real estate con artist named Stan Minton (Rob Schneider) panics when he learns that he’s going to prison for fraud. Stan’s fear of jailhouse rape leads him to hire the mysterious guru known as “The Master” (David Carradine) who helps transform him into a creative martial-arts expert.

Jailhouse rape? That’s hilarious! Oh, and kudos for the bold and innovative casting of David Carradine as a mysterious martial arts guru. My only question about this film is which Rob Schneider will be appearing: the spray-tanned weirdo on the left or the Nic Cage impersonatr on the right? Oh wait, that’s right… I don’t care .

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